I AIN’T  TAKING CALLS RIGHT NOW©2011               Marsh Brodeur

I’m a lucky man but that’s plain to see
All you gotta do is take one look at me
I got the world by the balls
And I ain’t taking calls right now

Even in the dark I got the sun on my face
I can steal a woman’s heart without leaving a trace
I got the world by the balls
And I ain’t taking calls right now

Hey Brother, hang around and learn a thing or two
Just say what I say and then, do what I do
Pretty soon the little chickies will be flocking to you
Just don’t introduce me or they’re gonna want me too.

I can’t help the fact that every man’s a fan
And all the ladies call me The Delivery Man
I got the world by the balls
And I ain’t taking calls right now

Night or day, dusk till dawn
I’m a natural born phenomenon
I got the world by the balls
And I ain’t taking calls right now

East Coast, West Coast it’s all the same
They’re lying on their backs
while they’re screaming my name
I got the world by the balls
And I ain’t taking calls right now

Listen to me Brother, don’t play by the rules
Leave all of that for the suckers and fools
She might be old enough to party at the Parthenon
But if she gots a cootchy then it’s…… GAME ON!

Line em up   lay em down    get on the bus  and go to town
Throw em out   let em ride   Stack the deck  but get inside
Once you’re their   take your time   Don’t it feel   so sublime
Go for Broke   aint it fun   Bring er in   and Get er done!

Night or day, dusk till dawn
I’m a natural born phenomenon
I got the world by the balls
And I ain’t taking calls right now

East Coast, West Coast it’s all the same
They’re lying on their backs
while they’re screaming my name
I got the world by the balls
And I ain’t taking calls right now

(spoken)
We cool baby I just aint takin calls you feel me?